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(Bad) Hunger Games Puns

A while ago I made a post with Harry Potter puns, so I decided to look into Hunger Game puns. Unfortunately, I couldn't find that many online and I'm hardly good at jokes and puns, so these are all the ones I got:

  • TEAM GALE: because Peeta is a bunch of Mellark-y!
  •  Spearing people is Rue'd.
  • I need Katniss like I knead bread.
  • "Why are debit cards so ugly?" "Aren't there banks that let you design your own cards? Like Capitol One?" "Yes, but I don't trust the Capitol with my money."
I got these from here, here, and here. So yes, clearly there's some major Hunger Games pun shortage going on here, which leads me to ask you: what Hunger Games puns do you know or can come up with?

14 comments:

We Heart YA said...

HAHA okay honestly, the Capitol One line is a groaner, but the others made us laugh. If we come up with any good ones, we'll be back, but it's harder than we thought!

Anonymous said...

Where's Finnick? Odair he is!

Anonymous said...

Katniss doesn't LOAF me... this is pretty CRUMBY.

Anonymous said...

So Hunger Games is coming out and I figure I better stop loafing around and get ready for some Peeta. That pun was pretty crumby, but I’m on a roll so you better get bready for more! When it comes to my humor I think something has gone a-rye. At yeast I’m almost out of puns. I mean, I loaf puns as much as the next guy, but no matter how I slice it, these jokes just seem like half-baked excuses to get a rise out of myself. Okay, I knead to stop. Who likes bread anyways? Peeta? That’s a bunch of MELLARK-y.

Anonymous said...

hey peeta, I hear you give good bread

Onti12300 said...

♩♪♫♬ "My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.'" ♩♪♫♬ (to the tune of milkshake song)
- :mrgreen: Peeta :mrgreen:

Onti12300 said...

♩♪♫♬ "My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.'" ♩♪♫♬ (to the tune of milkshake song)
- :mrgreen: Peeta :mrgreen:

Onti12300 said...

♩♪♫♬ "My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.'" ♩♪♫♬ (to the tune of milkshake song)
- :mrgreen: Peeta :mrgreen:

Anonymous said...

Hunger games is the best book and movie i've everdeen!!

Anonymous said...

I got a lof in my hand and i aint afraid to throw, throw ,throw it i'm peeta and i know it!

Anonymous said...

I <3 Finnick!

nahidworld said...

Puns can be one of the most entertaining ways to have fun with words. A pun inserted in a joke or riddle can result in an amusing punch line with the added element of surprise. The humor comes from the misuse of words that are spelled the same or sound similar, but have very different meanings.

Anonymous said...

what the haymitch?!

Anonymous said...

for peetas sake these are bad!

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