A while ago I made a post with Harry Potter puns, so I decided to look into Hunger Game puns. Unfortunately, I couldn't find that many online and I'm hardly good at jokes and puns, so these are all the ones I got:
- TEAM GALE: because Peeta is a bunch of Mellark-y!
- Spearing people is Rue'd.
- I need Katniss like I knead bread.
- "Why are debit cards so ugly?" "Aren't there banks that let you design your own cards? Like Capitol One?" "Yes, but I don't trust the Capitol with my money."
I got these from
here,
here, and
here. So yes, clearly there's some major Hunger Games pun shortage going on here, which leads me to ask you: what Hunger Games puns do you know or can come up with?
13 comments:
HAHA okay honestly, the Capitol One line is a groaner, but the others made us laugh. If we come up with any good ones, we'll be back, but it's harder than we thought!
Where's Finnick? Odair he is!
Katniss doesn't LOAF me... this is pretty CRUMBY.
So Hunger Games is coming out and I figure I better stop loafing around and get ready for some Peeta. That pun was pretty crumby, but I’m on a roll so you better get bready for more! When it comes to my humor I think something has gone a-rye. At yeast I’m almost out of puns. I mean, I loaf puns as much as the next guy, but no matter how I slice it, these jokes just seem like half-baked excuses to get a rise out of myself. Okay, I knead to stop. Who likes bread anyways? Peeta? That’s a bunch of MELLARK-y.
hey peeta, I hear you give good bread
♩♪♫♬ "My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.'" ♩♪♫♬ (to the tune of milkshake song)
- :mrgreen: Peeta :mrgreen:
♩♪♫♬ "My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.'" ♩♪♫♬ (to the tune of milkshake song)
- :mrgreen: Peeta :mrgreen:
♩♪♫♬ "My burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, 'it's better than squirrels', damn right, 'it's better than squirrels.'" ♩♪♫♬ (to the tune of milkshake song)
- :mrgreen: Peeta :mrgreen:
Hunger games is the best book and movie i've everdeen!!
I got a lof in my hand and i aint afraid to throw, throw ,throw it i'm peeta and i know it!
I <3 Finnick!
what the haymitch?!
for peetas sake these are bad!
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