- TEAM GALE: because Peeta is a bunch of Mellark-y!
- Spearing people is Rue'd.
- I need Katniss like I knead bread.
- "Why are debit cards so ugly?" "Aren't there banks that let you design your own cards? Like Capitol One?" "Yes, but I don't trust the Capitol with my money."
A while ago I made a post with Harry Potter puns, so I decided to look into Hunger Game puns. Unfortunately, I couldn't find that many online and I'm hardly good at jokes and puns, so these are all the ones I got: